No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate?
I watched the first one and it was just like watching a twitch stream of a first person shooter. I assumed the others were similar.
John Wick 4 has three protagonists, a fight between two teams of actual Japanese ninjas, a vehicular melee around the Arc de Triomphe set to Gesaffelstein, and a pistols at dawn duel.