Who fixes toilets under communism?
Who fixes toilets under communism?
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Best job i ever had was maintenance guy at a nursing home. Loved it. Rewarding. Fulfilling. Paid only $10.75/hr so i left it and 'developed my career' and now im 'successful' but at least once a week i have dreams where im back in the home hanging pictures, flirtin with the ol gals, being useful.
So when people ask 'who fixes toilets under communism?' my answer is a resounding 'me. I will fix the toilets.'
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Communism would just end up with everyone being brain surgeons and rocket scientists with nobody filling potholes.
I'm from the middle of nowhere West Virginia where a lot of the times you can't get the county to fill in potholes. Lots of people manually fill them in themselves with gravel. If the tools were readily available to borrow, then there would absolutely be somebody that would fix their own road.
We act like there was no infrastructure before capitalism, and that's just not the case. If a village needed a bridge, they built a bridge together.
This is a joke right? Like those jobs are grueling as fuck and require very particular people to be interested/capable.
Not to say standing on the back of an asphalt machine is easy. Roadwork is pretty hard, not just physically and logistically, but making a nice even layer out rocks and oil-residue is actually not simple at all.
Everything is hard but very few people have still enough hands to even be considered neurosurgeons or an interest in using meth in order to perform the insane surgeries (need to stay awake and concentrate). Further few are capable of dehumanising people enough in order to be able to cut into them.
Plenty of people are interested in enough things to cover them but neurosurgery at least is almost life destroying in what it demands. I've never met anyone entirely whole that's a neurosurgeon, so it's kinda weird to imagine people would want to flock to it and we wouldn't have enough people happy to do other work.
You’re absolutely right, but if the choice is replacing your truck suspension for $1,000 every 2 years or poorly patching the road outside your house for a days worth of work and $100 in materials a year…
It’s not optimal, but needs must. A poor road repair is still cheaper than none.
Edit: While my comment sorta makes sense, I really thought you were replying to the guy who talked about his neighbors doing road repair. But that’s not who you were replying to!
I replied in a context that does not exist. Sorry!
who needs to repair potholes if the rocket surgeon general puts in streetcars
There's a Youtube channel out there called Post 10.
This guy drives around looking for culverts to unclog. Has a day job in lawn care, decides to spend his free time recording himself raking leaf litter off of storm drain grates and pulling beaver dams out of drain pipes.
He has over 2 million active and engaged subscribers and his videos routinely pull in millions of views.
Given their needs are met and they have the time and energy, people will do the job they see needs doing. Just because you're too precious to fill potholes doesn't mean everyone is.
that’s what the automation is for
But who automates the automatons?
Sounds fun to me, but let's keep it to like three days a week, six hours per day
The auto-automatons ofc
And who automates the auto-automatons? Hmm checkmate.
auto-auto-automatons
We would need some mathematicians to generalize this to the entire set though. Then we'd have the more elegantly named auto-Natons which is valid for any positive integer N.
Any automaton worth it's salt contains a smaller version of itself.
They're called Russian-automatons.