Misunderstood the plain language of the song, in which each thing is given on every successive day following its first appearance (not simply one time each),
Presented a niche theory about the meanings of the lyrics as if it is fact, and
Missed the joke.
Other lemmy users: bring your A game, the standard has been set
I'm still trying to hold up that the 12 days of Christmas starts on Christmas Day, Dec 25. And finishes on the Twelfth Night (like the Shakespeare play).