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I'd choose garlic bread over immortality every fucking time lol
This is why there aren't more vampires. The suicide rate is exceptionally high. "Give me garlic bread or give me death." -Patrick Henry
GIVE ME LIBERTY
OR A BRAN MUFFINThat's a much better deal. If there's more on the table, I say we go for "Give me liberty and also $100,000,000, my own private island, a castle, and a staff of 1,000 servants.
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