Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections
Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections
The eccentric former tech CEO famous for his anti-aging efforts compared his nocturnal erections to his 19-year-old son’s.
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The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.
Weekly.
Dude is a fucking moron.
159 3 Reply9.5 out of 10. In his dick.
Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that's what it takes?
83 3 Reply"You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis."
Sounds like a cursed genie wish.
69 0 ReplyWhat's the quality of my life? Like 20s forever or do I still age?
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Absofuckinglutely not
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Right? Miss me with that dick pain immortality.
45 0 ReplyYou sure, bro? You missing out.
grabs dick as another firey torrent surges through his body
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Probably because he knows he can't take his wealth with him in death.
What's the point of being pointlessly wealthy if you can't be pointlessly wealthy forever?
26 1 ReplyMy guess is he wants to live forever because he feels he has made no contribution to the world, or does not feel a sense of fulfillment and purpose from raising his family. Maybe he feels cracking the secret could be his contribution, or maybe he thinks he can find meaning in his life, given enough time.
16 3 Replyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bFnZsvh6pw posits that it's because he was raised believing in eternal life through the church, and lost his faith but still wants eternal life.
7 0 Replythanks for recommending this channel, seems right up my alley!
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Props for linking to that video; it's so good.
2 0 ReplyI saw that video on Nebula and it was the first I'd heard of this dude, but I still found the video fascinating.
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I truly hope that these people start getting massive organ failure and shit because of all of this experimental garbage they put into their bodies.
4 0 ReplyIt's like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you've ever felt.
9 0 ReplyIt sounds like the dude just has a CBT fetish and doesn't want to admit it.
16 0 ReplyI'm going to laugh when he dies of self inflicted dick infection.
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