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Bow before your new king!!!! For I have received Excalibur from the lady of the
lakebox!!!!Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings
Well how do you become king then?
The Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!
That is why I am your king!
Bottom rack retail workers distributing replica weaponry is hardly a good basis for a system of government
Be quiet!
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some
wateryren fair tart threw a sword at you!If I was to say that I'm the emperor because some underpaid and overworked employee lobbed a foam claymore at me, they'd put me away!
You clearly haven't heard of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
I'm so fucked bruh I can't even imagine king Arthur as a man anymore