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As a magical talking lion, I always go with, "Daughter of Eve."
A talking lion and a flying squid? That's some Lovecraftian horror combo
Flying Squid is just my mom de plume. I’m really a Jesus metaphor in big cat form.
mom de plume
What would Freud say about this one? It's not overly sexual but I like it.
Freud would probably say, “autocorrect, huh?”
I’m not going to fix it now.
It's Lilith actually
I know someone who ain't gettin' into Narnia. Not on Aslan's watch, lady!
Furry Jesus was watching? Ew.
Common but baseless myth
Wow, it's been a while since I've done a Reddit Atheism™, but the same could be said for the garden of Eden.
Next you'll be saying there's no Narnia.
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