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Not gonna lie, "enforcing the line between ketchup and tomato sauce" isn't the sort of thing I'd expect the government to be into, but I guess I'm not mad about it?
BUT THAT'S ALL GOBERMENT DOES! HOLD US DOWN!
/S JUST JOSHIN' BROTHER, THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE COMPRISED OF CITIZENS WORKING FOR THE BETTERMENT OF ALL CITIZENS. TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE A BETTER WORLD FOR HOG CRANKING AROOOOO
A4RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!
The ketchup pack?
I honestly feel like if this wasn't regulated ketchup would slowly be watered down until it was just weak tomato juice.
Doesn't stop you from adding modified corn starch to it until it's a weak tomato pudding/gravy. Wait, that's what they already do. High quality ketchup was originally a jam (reduction of tomato fruit).
The peanut butter wars are gonna rock your world then.