WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring concession speech following last night's election loss, Kamala Harris announced she would work to ensure a peaceful transition of power to the man she called Adolf Hitler for the last year.
At first I was surprised this was coming from the Fascist friendly Bee, but then I read it and realized they're trying to sound sarcastic, but making the correct point perfectly. This is fucking meta.
This whole thing is cracking me up. I can imagine them writing all sorts of articles like "Democrats want ALL people to have access to basic needs like food, shelter, education, and health care." Then MAGAts reading that just laughing their heads off while the rest of us are just stuck wondering where the joke is.
It's some real self-awarewolf shit. I guess the difference is that what they're trying to say is that she said he's a tyrannical despot, but apparently he's not because she's just fine with handing him power, but I read it as he is indeed a tyrannical despot, but she's doing the Democrat thing of following the rules even though Republicans will do no such thing, ensuring the demise of freedom in the US.
People using "literally" to mean "figuratively" really was only the beginning?
90s me would be sadly satisfied with how shit's going right now. Like, everyone prefers to be right, but sometimes the Schadenfreude isn't worth the squeeze.