Reports that Capri Sun is phasing out pouches for bottles is ruining childhoods everywhere

FYI cans have a plastic liner to prevent acidic foods from dissolving the aluminium, so there's still some plastic in it (much less then fully plastic bottles tho)

Ah, but without plastic bottles how would we generate additional profits from the excess waste of oil production?

Glass has the best taste too, because it is almost totally chemically inert, you don't get the odd flavor changes that you do with aluminum cans or plastic bottles.