My father gets headaches if he’s around smoke for more than a few minutes. One thing this lead to is avoiding restaurants at peak hours. So when I was a kid if we ate out we always went at 11;00 for lunch or about 5:00 for dinner. The idea was to be out before the people in the smoking section had time to light up their after meal cig. Of course occasionally you’d get the before meal cig too.

But as a result even 20 years after smoking in restaurants was banned where I live all of my family is in the habit of eating early.

Same here. It’s also thick as a beard hair. Used to be once every few months. Now it’s several a week. Annoying as fuck.

Iced. No sweeteners at all.

You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em….

Oh good finally someone brave enough to write an article saying “Trumps campaign doomed because…” Can’t wait to file this with all the rest.

I would like to know more

“There’s something in the ear that shouldn’t be”

I would suggest that that something is vinegar.

Yeah this time is measured in hours not days.

And if I take my socks off for some reason, like getting home from work, they’re done, I’ll grab a fresh pair if I were to need them again that day.

I would agree with you in when they ask where you’re from. Once they start asking where your parents and grandparents are from they’re trying to figure out your race. I also agree with you as a white guy I don’t usually get extra probing but there are a few, mostly older, that are trying to figure out what specific type of white. It occasionally ends with a comment about how some group isn’t really white even though they have light skin.

Yeah, but how long did it take you to refuel your metro? Surely it wasn’t faster than a few hours.

Hey Elon stole my plans where I drew this exact thing the very first time I ever tried to draw a car. I think I was 4.

The commenter didn’t claim to be from San Fran, he was bitching about being made to move there. So of course he, like me, doesn’t give a shit what folks from San Fran call it.

Where’s the leg rest and handle to raise them? This will go so well in my carpeted bathroom

Yup, i don’t know what to tell you, man, I didn’t write the article

“It’s time” was a long time ago

Lol what? You can still need to fart but not be able to take a shit. Even so much that it hurts.

Ah yes it’s the next generations fault. What a unique take on the situation.

Looks like they got the labels backwards

They should put what they are called in the electrical world to help drive home the point. “Suicide cords”

Straight to internet headquarters of course.