Ever wondered why ${insert_proprietary_software_here} takes so long to boot?

Lehrerys

Tja, dass müssen wir wohl leider bei der Sprachpolizei melden.

The mods are working 'for their community'. It's just that that's happening on a profit companys platform.

Having USB-C PD on a Shaver would be nice, but also costly as it would require the Shaver to 'ask' the power supply for power. And they probably gonna save a penny there.

No, I thought they’d use another platform it.

The fact that the platform is used by right wing extremists and for gay furry porn is kinda remarkable.

Vielleicht gehen die Leute mit der Skinny-Jogginghose damit ja gerade zum Joggen?

There are stories from horses bringing home their drunk, sleeping 'drivers' because they knew their way home.

I’d guess there were less alcohol related accidents..?

Ihr glaubt gar nicht, was hier los war, als irgendjemand aus meiner Zehntausend-Einwohner-Stadt bei irgendeiner dieser Carstingshows bei RTL teilgenommen hat.

Depending on how radioactive the battery in your pocket is, that’s not hard.

... und lassen Sie es wie einen Unfall aussehen!

Wirtschaftsaufschwung!

Rechen hab ich im Garten. Datenverarbeitungsgerät muss das heißen!

The song does not call anyone a removed, it’s quoting an (probably) hypothetical person thoughts.

(Sorry for spelling it out - but I am convinced not using an evil word does only make the word an even stronger weapon)

It does not say you can’t do it, it just says it’s prohibited. It wants you to be aware you are rebellious.

I guess just the fact that there are mails with six people in cc is an indication for how bad the order of command is.

There also is B0, which is exactly 1 by the root of 2 meters.

I suggest we rename base64 to ’Military encryption’.

I read a comment suggesting that you (yes, you!) would probably do a better job managing Twitter.