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the tech utopia fantasy is over
  • you’re pushing the “But on the other hand most hard quality of life indicators are up globally” line but like, the number of negative things you’ve listed is more than the positives.

    I mean, it’s almost as if you are manipulating yourself into questioning and rejecting reality*. You should stop doing that

    *there is no one word description for this action. Believe me, I looked, and I’d use it if it existed.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 24th November 2024
  • fwiw i attribute this to the stop doing x meme (that I believe skillissuer is referencing):

    been thinking about making one for (memory) safe c++, but unfortunately I don’t know the topic deep enough to make the meme good

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 24th November 2024
  • Ugh. Tangentially related: a streamer I follow has been getting lots of people in her chat saying that one of the taters wants to hire her. I've started noticing comments like "I love white culture" and weird fantasies about the roman empire. Historically she's also been asked multiple times what her ethnicity is (she is white), specifically if she is scandanavian, which I am starting to view under some kind of white supremacist lens. I've told her to ignore anything mentioning the taters or "top g" as one of them is known.

    Honestly, I'm worried that she could get brigaded by these creeps, even if she shows no response whatsoever.

  • Whomp-whomp: AI PCs make users less productive
  • People who struggle to find basic things via web searches. That is, before the somewhat recent ratcheted up enshitification

    This is you: LLMs are good, except they are enshittifying search, which follows from the fact that LLMs are bad. But actually, even though they are bad, I know how to use them, so LLMs are good, actually. Normies are dumb and I’m better than them and it doesn’t matter if search is good or bad, normies r dumb and normies will never learn to google good which they can learn from me, a LLM understander who is very smart

  • On “Safe” C++: An Odyssey of Sneers
  • Eepy Status*: about 20% of the way through. This is all I have to share so far:

    Bjarne Stroustrup? More like, Blarney Should-Shut-Up.

    *yes, short for epistemic status. Don’t like it? Good, mission accomplished.

    Edit: Eepyness: 60% of the way through.

    This is a masterclass in tea spilling. So many shots fired at fucking everything. I am in awe.

  • Elon is constructing a texas compound to trap, err, I mean, house his ex wives and children

    www.nytimes.com Elon Musk Wants Big Families. He Bought a Secret Compound for His.

    As the billionaire warns of population collapse and the moral obligation to have children, he’s navigating his own complicated family.

    Elon Musk Wants Big Families. He Bought a Secret Compound for His.

    Didn’t see this news posted but please link previous correspondence if I missed it.

    https://archive.is/XwbY0

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    Should a man be allowed to sell his soul on the blockchain? (Podcast ep dated 23rd February 2022)

    This is somewhat tangential to the usual fare here but I decided to make a post because why not.

    I’ve been listening to the back catalog of the Judge John Hodgman podcast, and this ep came up. This ep is the second crypto based case after “crypto facto” in ep 333.

    John Hodgman is a comedian, probs best known for being the “I’m a PC” guy in the “I’m a Mac” ad campaign from ancient times. In the podcast, he plays a fake judge that hears cases and makes judgements. In this ep, “Suing for Soul Custody,” he hears a case in which a husband wants to sell his soul on the blockchain, while his wife does not want him to do that.

    Some good sneers against the crypto bro husband (in both this case and the other I linked). Brief spoilers as to the rulings in case you don’t want to listen:

    333

    Judge rules that the husband should continue to mine ETH until his rig burns down his house.

    556

    Judge rules that the guy shouldn’t sell his soul, for symbolic reasons.

    Note: I like John Hodgman. He’s funny. He’s not really inside the tech space, but he is good friends with Jonathan Coulton, who is. If all you know of him is the “I’m a PC” ads, he has an entertaining wider catalogue worth checking out.

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    Playing energy market has become more profitable than mining bitcoin

    www.economist.com Why Texas Republicans are souring on crypto

    Playing the state’s energy market has become more profitable than mining bitcoin

    > On the hottest and coldest days, when demand for electricity peaks and the price rockets, the bitcoin miners either sell power back to providers at a profit or stop mining for a fee, paid by ercot. Doing so has become more lucrative than mining itself. In August of 2023 Riot collected $32m from curtailing mining and just $8.6m from selling bitcoin.

    Archive link: https://archive.md/O8Cz9

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    www.euronews.com Microsoft says EU to blame for the world's worst IT outage

    Up to 8.5 million Windows devices were affected by Friday's IT outage after Crowdstrike's antivirus update went awry.

    Microsoft says EU to blame for the world's worst IT outage

    Kind of sharing this because the headline is a little sensationalist and makes it sound like MS is hard right (they are, but not like this) and anti-EU.

    I mean, they probably are! Especially if it means MS is barred from monopolies and vertical integration.

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    Occasionally my username appears incorrect

    Wish I had a screengrab of this, but occasionally when I open the awful.systems page, it looks like I've logged in as a different user. Just now the username "autumnal" appeared instead of my own. Don't know how to reproduce.

    This has happened in chrome on macosx a few times, haven't seen it elsewhere.

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    the-boys.fandom.com VoughtCoin

    VoughtCoin is a cryptocurrency created by Vought International. On December 15, 2022, Vought International announced that VoughtCoin can be used to purchase digital collectible cards of Homelander. Each authentic and non-fungible card be purchased for 777 VoughtCoin. The use of cryptocurrency to pur...

    VoughtCoin

    TIL that television program “The Boys” has an in universe cryptocurrency as a satire of, well, cryptocurrency in general but also specifically that time when DJT was selling NFTs. They occasionally tweet about it.

    It has a listing on the “BSCScan” crypto tracker under the name “VTC” so someone might have actually minted it? It might surprise some of you that I have no way of telling the realness of such a thing.

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    Uncritically sharing this article with naive hope. Is this just PR for a game? Probably. Indies deserve as much free press as possible though.

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    www.buzzsprout.com "Going Infinite": Michael Lewis Takes On Sam Bankman-Fried - If Books Could Kill

    Peter and Michael discuss Michael Lewis’s bestselling book about the rise and fall of Sam Bankman-Fried, a young prodigy whose only flaw was that he dreamed too big.Where to find us: Peter's other podcast, 5-4Mike's other podcast, Maintenance...

    "Going Infinite": Michael Lewis Takes On Sam Bankman-Fried - If Books Could Kill

    As is tradition I am sharing this link without having listened yet.

    10

    “Crypto is already a giant video game — and we are here to make it more fun and rewarding.”

    The video game in question:

    !

    11

    An AI beauty pageant? Miss me with that Miss AI.

    www.forbes.com World’s First AI Pageant To Judge Winner On Beauty And Social Media Clout

    In a contest sponsored by Fanvue, models and influencers crafted from artificial intelligence can now jockey for the title "Miss AI."

    World’s First AI Pageant To Judge Winner On Beauty And Social Media Clout
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    www.buzzsprout.com "The Better Angels of Our Nature" Part 2: Campus Lies, I.Q. Rise & Epstein Ties - If Books Could Kill

    2 Better 2 AngelsSupport us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/IfBooksPodWhere to find us: Peter's other podcast, 5-4Mike's other podcast, Maintenance PhaseSources:Jeffrey Epstein’s Science of SleazePinker’s response to Epstein allegationsHow...

    "The Better Angels of Our Nature" Part 2: Campus Lies, I.Q. Rise & Epstein Ties - If Books Could Kill

    Followup to part 1, which now has a transcript!

    As is tradition, I am posting this link without having listened to it. (too many podcasts)

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    Guy who “would convince employees to take shots of pricey Don Julio tequila, work 20-hour days attend 2am meetings” wants to own WeWork again

    www.theguardian.com WeWork co-founder Adam Neumann bids to buy it back for more than $500m

    Former CEO of shared office space rental company has reportedly been in talks with investors

    WeWork co-founder Adam Neumann bids to buy it back for more than $500m
    9

    Google is as Google does

    www.wired.com Google Used a Black, Deaf Worker to Tout Its Diversity. Now She’s Suing for Discrimination

    Jalon Hall was featured on Google’s corporate social media accounts “for making #LifeAtGoogle more inclusive!” She says the company discriminated against her on the basis of her disability and race.

    11
    www.abc.net.au Man vanishes after allegedly pocketing about $500,000 in cryptocurrency account error

    A Mildura man has allegedly pocketed hundreds of thousands of dollars after a cryptocurrency trading platform accidentally added an extra zero to the funds in his account.

    Man vanishes after allegedly pocketing about $500,000 in cryptocurrency account error
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    news.yahoo.com Colorado pastor accused of pocketing $1.3M in crypto scheme says 'Lord told us to'

    A Colorado-based pastor for an online church accused of pocketing $1.3 million through a cryptocurrency fraud scheme told followers in a video statement that the Lord told him to do it.

    Colorado pastor accused of pocketing $1.3M in crypto scheme says 'Lord told us to'
    4

    “We couldn’t find enough people for our Ponzi scheme, bye”

    Just a lil tidbit of news of some web3 based company going away.

    21

    Ex-OpenAI board member Tasha McCauley is deep state because she married Joseph Gordon-Levitt

    www.lesswrong.com The national security dimension of OpenAI's leadership struggle — LessWrong

    As the very public custody battle over OpenAI's artificial intelligences winds down, I would like to point out a few facts, and then comment briefly…

    The national security dimension of OpenAI's leadership struggle — LessWrong

    Found this because an article on Helen Toner popped up in my feed and I wanted to find out more, and boy did I find out more.

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    Refreshing on mobile logs you out sometimes

    Not sure how much needs to be said here. Sometimes I come back to a tab with a.s open and refresh, then get logged out. I’m using chrome on iOS but this might be reproducible on other browser/platform combinations.

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    Roko’s Basilisk gets a shoutout on CONAF, hypothetically dooming many unsuspecting listeners to… nothing, basically.

    www.earwolf.com Patton Oswalt Returns - Earwolf

    Comedian and actor Patton Oswalt feels radiant about being Conan O’Brien’s friend.

    Patton Oswalt Returns - Earwolf

    Discussion on AI starts at about 17mins. The Bas(ilisk) drop happens at 20:30. Sorry if ads mess up my time stamps. I think this is the second time it’s come up on the show.

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    A (non-tech) comedy podcast I like covered FTX!

    www.earwolf.com The Collapse of FTX w/ Josiah Johnson - Earwolf

    What’s Poppin’ Con-gregation? This week, Josiah Johnson joins the show to discuss Sam Bankman-Fried, once considered the biggest wunderkind of crypto, establishing his crypto currency exchange only for it to collapse in November 2022.

    The Collapse of FTX w/ Josiah Johnson - Earwolf

    Don't expect a good or deep analysis of FTX or any TREACLESy stuff here.

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