Self proclaimed billionaire can't afford a podium that doesn't wobble during deranged rant
My parents didn't smoke but that's literally how I knew the babysitter was gone and my parents were home from a night out.
There's a real time and place for every human being to eat the sloppiest sandwich ever made. And it's fucking delicious. Every time.
I've said it before but I'll say it again. I've met Gretchen and her daughters on a few very unofficial occasions. She's polite, gracious, helpful, and gives zero fucks.
There was a podcast that was put out last week where she was promoting her book and swearing her motherfucking ass off like a true Michigander. Legend.
It's a quirky pretentious thing that they take pride in. It's not Ohio State University. It's THE Ohio State University
Fair point. I wonder what the weather is like up there on those high horses
If you're from the Midwest and don't call it THE Ohio State University you've immediately lost my trust. And I didn't even go there.
Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
Fuckin' oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.
Gretchen is such a wonderful person, too. I used to deliver groceries to her and her family. She just used an app with the username Gretchen W. She always helped me get the groceries from my car and into the kitchen if she was home.
Her daughters were also extremely polite and willing to help.
I'd take a Whitmer-Buttigieg ticket in a millisecond.
Worst debate in United States history.
Do we have clearance, Clarence?
I know. Different movie but I couldn't resist.
So THAT'S what was leaving the ring in my toilet back in college!
...right?
And if anyone is having trouble with that, talk it out with a professional.
Machete guy knows he can gut you like a fish. Dude did his service... but those eyes say he's been to hell and back.
Colbert's Christmas Cartoon 2023
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Politics took it down because I didn't read the rules.
What is Google doing with their new UX?
Nothing makes sense. It's been oversimplified to the point where it's been dumbed down to its core.
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Never knew it was actually about the pupper
Why does everything seem like clickbait?
Things are going downhill far too quickly. Attention grabbing headlines and no useful content from articles rule the internet.
It makes no sense.
I cannot understand if this is due to AI, corporate greed, propaganda, or a mixture of all of the above.
I love exploring new and creative content. It brings me such great joy to learn new things.
Recently I've felt that I've been backed into a corner on every platform/service that I use and can't get out of getting the same spoon-fed content they think I'll like rather than allowing me to actually discover something fun and new.
Chef's Kiss
When you bend over in the kitchen and your fart harmonizes with that one creaky floorboard.
Thank you all.
Hi everyone. I just wanted to let you know how wonderful its been to jump from the old place to here over the last few months.
Nearly every conversation I've had here has been thoughtful, fun, and informative... Keep up the good work, you beautiful people.
Rainbow tape!
NHL players will be allowed to use Pride tape this season after all. The league, players union and a committee on inclusion agreed to give players the option to represent social causes with stick tape during warmups, practices and games.
NHL rescinds ban on rainbow-colored Pride tape, allowing players to use it on the ice this season