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Wage_Slave @kbin.social
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French watchdog halts iPhone 12 sales over too-high radiation - minister
  • The mini, due to it's small size and easy to boof design I think would make it the most cancerous of the designs.

    Imagine, finally being able to boof your iphone and then the battery goes full spicy pillow and pops. And the inside of the battery is where the real cancer magic happens.

    Pretty embarrassing stuff if you ask me.

  • Very suggestible
  • Largely relatable, too. I was never interested in a lot of things until (attractive woman) said something and holy shit, got pretty interested.

    And more often than not learned something pretty fucking cool as I got shot down.

  • *Permanently Deleted*
  • "Oh c'mon. It's not like that. I just wanna talk. We can talk about anything. The internet, attractive females, the matrix, the political assassination of your favorite celebrity. Anything."

  • Did anyone try to return to reddit and notice it just didn't do it for you anymore?
  • Depending on which subs you see, the assholes have won. Holy shit the amount of right wing bullshit that got into the place. Like wallstreet silver. I didn't much give a shit before it started looking like the front page of diet stormfront.

    The remaining mods are at large, S class window lickers and ableist who have been applying to get a position for years and just now get their chance to goatse the corpse of what was once a great website. Started seeing tons of people getting banned for the most petty of shit. Buddy of mine got a 30 day ban for linking another sub reddit in his comment.

    Of course, I got banned too. on my 12th cake day no less, for saying a kids attitude was going to get him beat up in high school or worse.

    But if anything, there are so many folks out there that can say they were there before they got spez'd and the assholes took over. It was nice for a while, but in the end, fuck reddit.

  • What is your favorite insult in your native language that doesn't exist or cant be directly translated in English?
  • The disapproving and insulted look of a Canadian when you've done something so stupid that they can't even apologize for it.

    It's when there's no apology or jokes, just the look, that you know you've become the stupidest fucker north of these here prairies and bears ya know.

  • Soaking in the worst air quality in the world
  • Sorry guys. Shit's kinda fucked up here, but there are some real heroes getting busy up here. We're almost out of stuff to burn I think, and people keep stealing fire fighters gear to try and save their own property so yeah, at this rate, climate will win shortly and there won't be anything left soonish.

    Again, sorry guys.