I for one can't wait for him to break it.

because he's gonna break it in fantastic fashion rendering every darwin award moot in the wake of how fucking stupid it's gonna be.

I dunno man. If that joint hit's like old fucked up Ben is sayin' there, I might be swayed.

Remember that pic of the woman beheading a dummy while riding a bike?

Here is the more darker reasoning for it.

Narcoleptic here. Not bad, but I'd jus..... lik.....t ..ad......zZzZzZZZZZzzZZz..zZZZZz

I don't want those fuckers anywhere near my kids. Not only are they fucking nuts, but this is the kind of shit that always winds up with a bunch of pedos "protecting the children"

Those people are what mental illness look like.

That was a delight to read.

like reading a rainbow.

The mini, due to it's small size and easy to boof design I think would make it the most cancerous of the designs.

Imagine, finally being able to boof your iphone and then the battery goes full spicy pillow and pops. And the inside of the battery is where the real cancer magic happens.

Pretty embarrassing stuff if you ask me.

Been playing since '94. Addictive? Yes!

And so much so, it's amazing. One of my top game series of all fucking time!

Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it 'til it's filled

Largely relatable, too. I was never interested in a lot of things until (attractive woman) said something and holy shit, got pretty interested.

And more often than not learned something pretty fucking cool as I got shot down.

Steve could go by Teve

Just don't make eye contact and have plenty of strawberry jam on hand to muck up any communications.

Let the man meme his mods in peace for chists sake!

"I am not here for your shit right now, but we're working on it"

Sips coffee. hit's joint

"Oh c'mon. It's not like that. I just wanna talk. We can talk about anything. The internet, attractive females, the matrix, the political assassination of your favorite celebrity. Anything."

Depending on which subs you see, the assholes have won. Holy shit the amount of right wing bullshit that got into the place. Like wallstreet silver. I didn't much give a shit before it started looking like the front page of diet stormfront.

The remaining mods are at large, S class window lickers and ableist who have been applying to get a position for years and just now get their chance to goatse the corpse of what was once a great website. Started seeing tons of people getting banned for the most petty of shit. Buddy of mine got a 30 day ban for linking another sub reddit in his comment.

Of course, I got banned too. on my 12th cake day no less, for saying a kids attitude was going to get him beat up in high school or worse.

But if anything, there are so many folks out there that can say they were there before they got spez'd and the assholes took over. It was nice for a while, but in the end, fuck reddit.

The disapproving and insulted look of a Canadian when you've done something so stupid that they can't even apologize for it.

It's when there's no apology or jokes, just the look, that you know you've become the stupidest fucker north of these here prairies and bears ya know.

God: hits bong Yeah, that'll fuck some heads up. I'm all about creating this shit.

And that my good dudes, is how Erectus happens.

Sorry guys. Shit's kinda fucked up here, but there are some real heroes getting busy up here. We're almost out of stuff to burn I think, and people keep stealing fire fighters gear to try and save their own property so yeah, at this rate, climate will win shortly and there won't be anything left soonish.

Again, sorry guys.