By pouring tabasco sauce in your eye

I love Voyager

LFS: You are your own chef

Feels vaguely like a reference to The Lottery by Shirley Jackson

Bionic Reader

Me and my cs prof i'm TA'ing for trying to debug two swapped lines for an hour yesterday be like

Damn bud

chmod; sudo chmod

I personally use Krita a lot; it is a free and open source tool for creating digital art. While it's not quite as feature rich as Photoshop, it is still quite an excellent tool for designing. Check it out here: https://krita.org/en/

Security

/s

Seriously tho, I guess its to monitor the doggo if they go out?

Edit: pup -> doggo

Probably a security cam

Junior programmers commenting their code be like

This tool D-Fi claims to be able to download FLAC from Deezer (as well as from Spotify and Tidal)

*nooo you can't delete Edge

LPT: Use Linux

position: fixed;
top: 50%;
left: 50%;
transform: translate(-50%, -50%);

display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;

display: grid;
place-items: center;

They were r o o m m a t e s

For me, neither look like braces

Maybe not massive...