She is massively psycho. She's the same shit stain that harassed teenage survivors of school shootings. Clearly she doesn't give a shit about kids.

Was it really a children's book or did he write a book for adults, but it was just so damn stupid everyone assumed it was a children's book, and never bothered to clarify with him?

What are you talking about? Clearly all of those people were hanging out with me all night. They're completely innocent. My hand to god.

Don't worry, the way things are going, they will probably find their way here sooner or later.