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Oh no. Anyways
Huh. I don't know. Sounds like they still lived a pretty good life compared to commoners.
Midnight pee
I forgot who I heard this story from, but for the sake of simplicity, let's call the two characters Amira and Hidayah. They're roommates in a dormitory school. One night at about 2am, Amira shook Hidayah up because she wanted to go to the toilet but she was scared to go alone. In dormitories, the toilets are usually at the end of the building. Not that far away from each room, but still kinda spooky at night when everyone is asleep.
"Ala, you go alone la, I'm sleepyhghg zzzz......." Hidayah mumbled half-asleep.
"Hidayah pleaseeee. I just need to pee! I'll be quick, I promise!"
"Haish, ok la ok la. If you slow I leave you ah."
"Ish don't la. I'll be fast! You wait here outside the cubicle and don't leave me ok," Amira said as she entered one of the squat cubicles.
"I wait outside the main door la. Why would I want to smell you poop here."
"Don't la! I'm scared. I pee je la, not poop!"
Amira proceeded to settle her business while Hidayah waited outside her cubicle. She could hear Amira opening the tap and starting to wash. She hated waiting next to the other open cubicles. They remind her of all the spooky things that happens in the movies. She'd rather wait outside, but who knows maybe one day she'd need Amira to return the favor, so she might as well give in tonight.
"Are you done yet? Hurry up."
"Wait, wait," Amira said as she continued washing down.
"What's taking you so long to wash?"
"Got a lot of blood to wash."
"Eh, you period ke?"
"Taklah."
"Then, what blood?"
Silence, but the sound of running water continues.
"Mira?"
No response from inside the cubicle. Finally, the sound of running water stopped.
Hidayah heaved a sigh of relief that they could finally leave. She waited for Amira to exit the cubicle. She waited.
And she waited.
"Amira?"
Still no response.
"Wey don't play-play with me ah. Not funny. I leave you nanti!"
"Wait la a bit more, hehehe," Amira responded. But she still didn't come out. There was no sound of water, rustling clothes, or any movement at all. Hidayah felt uneasy.
"Amira! Quit joking around! I'm gonna leave you!"
"Don't la... hehehe..." Amira responded, but her voice was different now. She continued to giggle. She didn't sound like Amira anymore. Hidayah was both spooked and felt like this was a very bad joke. She sprinted back to their room as Amira continued to giggle alone in the toilet.
When she finally entered their room, which felt like forever, she found Amira soundly sleeping in her bed. She tried to wake her up to ask her what the fuck was going on, but Amira and the rest of her roommates slept soundly as the giggling sound in the toilet continued.
The next morning, she found out that Amira had been sleeping all night and never asked her to go to the toilet the night before.
Remember the time when we used to search for and share funny ads? They could've done that, but no, they chose to make shitty ads that nobody wants to see.
I talked to my SIL yesterday to hear her side of the story. I still don't trust ANYONE's side of the story. I'll stay out of their bickering shit. Yes it's annoying when they involve my name in their arguments, but as long as I have my mental health under control, I'm going to ignore what I can. I don't know why this morning I just feel "Whatever" even though I've been so anxious and worried for the past few days because of them. This is the kind of mood that I want, the idgaf mood, no effect on my mental health, and I can do stuff normally. Maybe because I've realized that even my SIL still uses taqiyyah here and there in order to bring me "kembali ke pangkal jalan". So now I don't care anymore if she fights with my mom. Sure, my mom is the JustNoMIL, but I'm not gonna help my SIL either if she doesn't respect my choice.
Masing2 yang aku jumpa ni rupa2nya ada helah. Berpura2 baik sebab "nak tarik" aku "ke pangkal jalan" kononnya, pada masa yang sama dalam hati diorang benci aku sangat2. Dasar hati busuk perasan ahli syurga.
Pistachio is veeeery good. I feared it would be as bad as BR, but it was definitely the opposite!
Durian tastes like expensive durian. Good.
The raspberry thingy is your usual nice, creamy, probably slightly cheesy? raspberry flavor.
I didn't like pulut taitai.
This was at Kiwami Izakaya https://maps.app.goo.gl/NaC7CC5mK94pZ9qg8
The karaage ramen was really good, broth, men, chicken and all. I finished the broth after finishing the ramen. It was that good.
Total spent was RM28.xx for my meal.
My father told me why he doesn't believe in mental health professionals
He's stressed but absolutely refuses to get help.
He said he had depression once when he was young and he called the Befrienders at that time, but what they ended up doing is asking him to donate to their church and to join christianity.
And recently he tried to talk to one of my older cousins who is a licensed psychiatrist, but she blamed his stress on his refusal to join their big family events that cost a lot of money (which is completely unrelated).
So now he doesn't believe in professional mental help.
I pray for him for all that he has ever prayed for my community.
Serabut. Aku serabut. Mak aku punya putar belit cerita sampai bergaduh adik beradik laki bini ipai duai. Bapak aku pulak degil taknak pergi jumpa kaunselor. Kononnya semua masalah boleh selesai dengan sembahyang. Habih tu kalau dah selesai kenapa bapak aku masih cari aku untuk mengadu? Huh??
Going to be a stressful and depressing day. Wish me luck.
M-Mommy..? Halp? Mommy plz..?
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Still on my phone browser. So far not seeing any downside to it compared to PC browsing, so I think this will be fine.
Artificial sweeteners always give me a headache after a certain amount. Now I know why.
He was crying like a baby
This story is from a friend. We were in the same school, but she came from an MJSC somewhere up north before transferring to my place.
There was a time at her previous place when the warden suddenly woke all the female students up at 3am, gathered them in front of the warden house and forced them to chant the yasin and several other islamic verses in unison. It took a while, obviously.
After it was done, the warden finally spoke.
"Do you know why I gathered you all here and made you do this?"
Sleepy and confused, the students shook their heads. Then, the warden held up a giant, stuffed Garfield toy in front of them.
"This thing was walking up and down your hallways, wailing like a baby."
Hmmmm.
Knowing how they've been known to menghalalkan certain sins demi "maslahat ummah",
Press FU to doubt.
Btw, define minor sins?
I should probably make a community just to chronicle all the shit happening within my family. So many stuff to be said. But only for those interested enough.
Well said. Incoming "kenyataan kami telah disalah ertikan."