Unfortunately true. Someone really should throw Elon a Mario party. With steel toes.

The company isn't involved. I'm looking for other users all complaining about X service being down.

It may be. But twitter gives immediate no questions asked results.

I could. But my system works.

Unreliable. Bad UI.

We are excited dust that formed by accident on a mud ball hurdling through space at 67,000mph in a minor spiral arm of our galaxy.

Nothing matters. So go for it.

My 9th grade 2nd period experience.

I keep it to quickly check service outages.

Xbox, crunchy, Netflix, etc down? Check Twitter. If a bunch of people are talking about it. It's down. If not then it's probably a local thing with my ISP.

Bro is living the dream.

Hey deepseek. Remake Lemon Party but with Trump, Vance, and Elon.

Just try to stop me. Or anyone for that matter.

The "does it connect to the wifi" mfers came up with this one I'm sure.

A branch of the state department that sows dissent and destabilizes countries that don't bend the knee to the US.

Oh my god.... Thank you. So much.

The war on Xmas marches on.

I'd imagine Jeremy Clarkson might have said this on old top gear before he outed himself as a massive asshole.

I am a big fan of the Iver Johnson Owlhead Anti-fascist application device.

Wish I owned one.

Edit - Hell everything Iver Johnson made was cool as hell.

Yep. Sure is. Hopefully that makes my blonde moment quota for a few days.

I don't mind paying for the convenience. I tip well. I do wish we lived in a country where living wages were a thing. But we don't. We're a giant slave colony owned by like 5 megacorps.

My question here is, how much was the bill? 5 or $600?

I have no doubt Spez will be thrilled to help further enshitify reddit.

Now this is gonna sound crazy. But if you actively improve the material conditions of people's lives I'm pretty sure they'll vote for you.