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Are you a real patriot?

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    Are you a real patriot?

    • Rotisserie Chimken 2024

  • But he is offering you chicken (not eating it). You can trust.

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    Mildred

  • Morgana reminds me of LoL.

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    Don't.

  • Lulled to sleep by dat ass 🤤

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    Don't.

  • I can’t stop watching..

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    Harder than it seems

  • Until you accidentally trip..

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    All the time.

  • *click

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    I'm bringing chili

  • I’m bring chili

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    People die when they are ________

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    How do you wash the poopknife?

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    New research suggests you should drink _______ instead of water

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    Red bull gives you ____________.

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    I'm beautiful
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    Just give me a minute

  • I genuinely belly-laughed reading your response. Cheers!

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    Wrong Answers Only: what is this style called?

  • Le classique

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    Wrong Answers Only: what is this style called?

  • Oliver Tree is in a league of his own. Too bad we can’t see that sweet haircut he’s hiding.

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    What good things are going on with your weekend?

  • Congrats!

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    What are the crazy adventures you want to try in your life?

  • That’s so crazy that it may be your last adventure….might be worth it though. 🤤

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    Why do they never think people can stack rocks?

    • Fuck the man.

  • The cat is clearly on holiday.

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    What dads really want this Father's Day is _________.
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    How do you annoy a robot?

    Keep pushing its buttons.

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    Why is money called dough?

    Because everyone kneads it.

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    Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style @lemmy.world PopcornPrincess @lemmy.world

    4 out of 5 dentists recommend ______
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    What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?

    What a re-leaf!

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    Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

    The food is great, but there's no atmosphere.

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    What’s another name for a frozen burrito?

    A burrrrrito 🥶

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    What’s a golfer’s favorite snack?

    A sand wedge.

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    When does a bee decide to get married?

    After they’ve found their honey, of course. 🐝

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    How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

    Take away their tiny brooms. 🥌🧹

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    What award did the dentist win?

    A little plaque.

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    My neighbor is too scared to grow an apple tree.

    So I told him to grow a pear.

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    What happens if you annoy a clock?

    It gets ticked off.

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    Why did the orchestra get hit by lightning?

    Because it had a conductor.

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    Why didn’t the sun go to university?

    Because it already had 5,000 degrees.

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    I recently read an article about a shoe factory fire.

    Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

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    What did the alien say to the cat?

    Take me to your litter.

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    Why do ducks have feathers?

    To cover their butt quacks. 🦆

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    Why should you never tell a pig a secret?

    Because they always squeal. 🐽

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