I get this all the time. It’s actually just a family name.
Poop Spiderman is a hard hitting investigative journalist. There’s a backstory that I have mostly forgotten, but I just fill in the blanks with new information should the need arise.
When they were strays in the backyard I really thought there were four.
It’s just the normal pronunciation. She got her name because when she was a kitten she was everywhere I turned. She has earned her name.
There are five cats here with me. Leonard is elusive so I take fewer pictures of him.
She said she would never ask, but thanks you.
Trump is such a fuckwit. I still don’t understand how he was elected.
Of course it does. They have an asset in the White House. Trump is Putin’s lackey.
That’s stupid. It’s very “on brand” for him.
.402336km at a time.
Leonard appreciation post


He’s a shy guy, but he’s just as sweet as can be. Leonard is my good good friend.
I prefer “singularities.”


These cats, and their sister (not pictured) are often referred to as “voids.” I’ve come to take issue with this term for my cats. Call your cats what you want, but I think of the black cats in my life as “Singularities.” Void implies nothingness, while a singularity is an object so rich with matter its density is infinite. My black cats are in no way “nothing,” but are, in fact “everything.” People call them voids because they’re invisible sometimes, but singularities are so strong that light can’t escape. Like I said, call your cats what you want, but “singularity” better describes three of mine.