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Orion the Elder @lemmy.world
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It's not easy being me

My name is Loki and I've had a busy week.

I licked the bowls in kitchen sink. I knocked a bag of flour on to the floor Scrammed Daddy's hand. I stole my step brothers food and was then sick on the floor. I turned off the file server.

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I've been busy

I'm Loki and this week I have:

Knocked the remote control on the floor for no reason. Stolen food out of the food bin twice. Refused to eat the "boring" biscuits. Tipped salt on the floor. Got under daddy's feet while he was walking down the stairs. Drank the water out of mummy's foot bath. Clawed the wallpaper. Chased Jack, my step brother, around the house.

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Games to play with my late 40s brothers?
  • I'm a huge fan of Borderlands so would recommend that and I'm also a huge fan of Halo, the Master Cheif Collection is an absolute bargain considering what you get. Your brother with the Xbox will need to get Game Pass of some sort to join in for any games that are not free to play. Halo Infinite is free to play and has a PvE game mode, if that tickles your fancy.

  • Belly rubs before chores

    I'm not permitted to work in the garden until after Jack has his belly rubs.

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    Loki, who has claimed the box for himself, basking in what is left of the autumn sun.

    He may look cute but is probably dreaming of knocking something over onto the floor.

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    Jack and Loki "relaxing" in a box

    Jack wants to relax, Loki just wants to fuck shit up.

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    Loki making friends on the Xbox

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    PlayStation product manager says ads being shown was just a bug
  • I don't buy it. PC and Nintendo are more than enough competition. Sony has always been this way and they always will be. Company culture doesn't change, Nintendo will always be letigious, Microsoft will always seek acquisitions and Sony will always be arrogant.

  • If I didn't share a picture of Jack's step brother he would be jealous.

    pixelfed.social Paul Webb (@[email protected])

    Introducing Jack's step brother, Elvis. He looks so innocent. Also know as Loki. Also known as "That little shit".

    Paul Webb (@pljwebb@pixelfed.social)
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    Jack loafing in the garden #bleptember

    pixelfed.social Paul Webb (@[email protected])

    Jack loafing on the garden path #bleptember

    Paul Webb (@pljwebb@pixelfed.social)
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