Shrimp.
A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can't even.
Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there's a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!
If I was working 3 full time jobs, I too would want to permanently work from home.
Yes, it's OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.
Somebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!
Biden drew up this storm path on a map...WITH A SHARPIE
Instructions unclear. Tried to do a 180 degree turn at 80 mph. Trip was much shorter than expected.
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.
"It's a moo point. Like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter."
Take a look Kre-Alkalyn Efx. It's a little different than the monohydrate, don't need as much and don't need to load/cycle. It works better for me.
Elon, sometime soon: "I've got a great idea! We're renaming Tesla to 'E'! Let's go, bros!"
Please, how do I unsubscribe from this program/station/network/reality?
I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn't think about the parent side. "Sorry Karen, that's the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!"
Many years ago I found a pasta recipe called "death by garlic". It's the only time I've cooked something and though, "ok, this is a good amount of garlic!".
October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn't anyone tell me about this before!?!