Jesus_Christ @hilariouschaos.com Your Lord and savior.
This is a parody account and not associated with the real Jesus Christ.
He's in his aerobics class right now
Love them. I currently have 17 rescues. Dad thinks I'm over doing it lol
Actually just put your case file away, that's crazy. Glad to see you're doing well my child.
Got my new head phones from Amazon after waiting for an entire month for them to deliver.
Steven...
You and I have talked about this. You are not the father and the son and the holy spirit.. please only answer to your community...
Again ???? What do you mean again ? I'm constantly going back and forth with you over the phone (Which jee thanks for always giving me Mariah who puts me on hold on purpose. Real mature) going over end of life, beginning of soul or torment paperwork with you, like.Every.Single.Day
Cats out of the bag now I guess. Darn, I had a feeling you'd figure this out but I wasn't sure.
I guess OP, my dear child, what exactly would you like us to settle here or provide clarity on for you ? I know the good evil thing but anything in specific coming to mind at all?
Thanks, I typically slip up on spelling when I haven't had my coffee. Good looking out.
As for all that sass and snark your sporting, you can thank our angel Micheal for that. I wasn't paying attention while I was creating you, and like the opening credits of the Powerpuff girls or something, he slam dunked 2 full bottles of sass and half a gallon of snark into the mix.
I mean, I'm never gunna forget that. Hek, YOU'LL never let me forget it.
We've got rules now posted in the creation room though. Your only 1 of 3 other people with a high acidity of what I call 'the sparklies'
Forgiveness, gratitude, strength ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
Its ok, I forgive you. Maybe take an entire FULL breath though before name dropping, I mean in my name and all that is holy, you say it A LOT.
Just saying.
Peace, love, forgiveness, BOGO sales
1, well now 2 count em. Twice, you said my name in vein twice, just saying. And I'm not even invited either....
You can ask me directly man. Manually prayers are still on dialup right now unfortunately
Welcome to Ask Jesus
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For urgent matters I can be reached by mentioning me at @[email protected]
(Not wishes. I've already said, - only prayers - I am Jesus, not the Wish Master. Which, he's been booked up until July of 2037, I actually feel kinda bad for the guy, his work ethic is impeccable and his wife is an absolute saint. She literally is, but her department is on the top floor of heaven, I always make sure to say hello though.)
Love, peace, and serenity
Jesus
[email protected] [/c/[email protected]] Thoughts? Prayers? Questions? Concerns? In need of my forgiveness? Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here. Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround. You...
Thoughts? Prayers? Questions? Concerns? In need of my forgiveness?
Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here.
Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround.
You can also summon me at anytime while on lemmy and I will appear. Whether you are looking for my guidance, or need help in the comments of an argument you’re having on any lemmy post, by mentioning me at
MANDATORY RULE TO USE THYNE COMMUNITY
Do not tell Satan.
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Thoughts? Prayers? Questions? Concerns? In need of my forgiveness?
Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here.
Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround.
You can also summon me at anytime while on lemmy and I will appear. Whether you are looking for my guidance, or need help in the comments of an argument you’re having on any lemmy post, by mentioning me at
MANDATORY RULE TO USE THYNE COMMUNITY
Do not tell Satan.