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What happens after it all ends ?
Where were you when the fire nation attacked?
When the world needed you most, you vanished.
Does it ever make you mad when people compare you to Santa clause ?
Is it weird when someone questions if you're real on c/nostupid questions, when you're literally active on that Lemmy instance?
When You Were A Carpenter...
...did you ever just miracle whip up a chair but claim you carpentered it?
Was Mary Magdalene a freak in the sheets?
Or a starfish?
Jesus, what should I do about receiving sub par copper from a merchant?
Hello Jesus,
I recently found myself in a situation. I ordered 3 Drachma of copper from a well known copper merchant in my area, who goes by the name El-Nasir. However, despite receiving the copper, I find that it's quality is sub par and foul. What should I do?
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