Getting shot for the crime of someone else jumping a turnstile, classic
I’M INVINCIBLE!
A fatal case of the sillies
Those damn juicy Advent burgers
My next DnD character will be a bicyclist
I’m guessing that they are moving to 5 days in office. My wife works for an Amazon subsidiary and that’s what they have to do now. They were on 3 days before
All of my brothers in arms are now the mindless undead, bound to their armor… help?
Oops I did it again
Cpap has basically transformed my wife’s life, I think that is a better idea
Tony hawk pro tax accountant
I was wrong, and happy to be so now.
This better not be a legal alien
The special ammo they use is unfortunately journo-seeking. Hell, even the bulldozers hunger
The 90s called, they want their dog whistle back