In fairness, diarrhea is a pretty common response to a major dietary change for any animal, including humans. Any lapsed vegetarian will tell you that if you have been eating one way consistently and then suddenly switch it up, ya gonna shit.

Because even he is probably embarrassed to be seen in it.

Surely that will help the situation.

As a recent exile from Reddit, it's refreshing to be able to say this kind of shit again.

I got mine for saying we needed to cyberbully Elon Musk to suicide. A little edgy maybe, but old Reddit wouldn't have batted an eye.

This is wild. When it happened to me, I thought I had just inadvertently crossed the line (and was surprised it had taken me more than ten years to do so). But now I see it's a whole thing. I guess Reddit is officially enshittified.

Can we put narwhals in our jeans?

I'm new around these parts. First post, here goes: