Smart person? Probably! I've really enjoyed Schmigadoon. Has it been confirmed there will be a 3rd season?
Match Thread: Arsenal vs Manchester United
#FT: Arsenal 3Winner Icon Arsenal-1 Manchester United
Arsenal scorers: Martin Ødegaard (28')Declan Rice (90'+6')Gabriel Jesus (90'+11')
Manchester United scorers: Marcus Rashford (27')
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Venue: Emirates Stadium
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Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, William Saliba, Oleksandr Zinchenko (Takehiro Tomiyasu), Oleksandr Zinchenko, Ben White, Declan Rice, Kai Havertz (Fabio Vieira), Kai Havertz, Martin Ødegaard (Jorginho), Martin Ødegaard, Edward Nketiah (Gabriel Jesus), Edward Nketiah, Gabriel Martinelli (Reiss Nelson), Gabriel Martinelli, Bukayo Saka.
Subs: Jakub Kiwior, David Raya, Emile Smith Rowe, Leandro Trossard.
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Manchester United
André Onana, Lisandro Martínez (Harry Maguire), Lisandro Martínez, Victor Lindelöf (Jonny Evans), Victor Lindelöf, Diogo Dalot, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Bruno Fernandes, Christian Eriksen, Casemiro, Anthony Martial (Rasmus Højlund), Anthony Martial, Marcus Rashford, Antony (Alejandro Garnacho), Antony.
Subs: Facundo Pellistri, Altay Bayindir, Daniel Gore, Hannibal, Sergio Reguilón.
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MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC
- Match ends, Arsenal 3, Manchester United 1.
90'+13' Second Half ends, Arsenal 3, Manchester United 1.
90'+13' Foul by Reiss Nelson (Arsenal).
90'+13' Aaron Wan-Bissaka (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
90'+11' Goal! Arsenal 3, Manchester United 1. Gabriel Jesus (Arsenal) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Fábio Vieira following a fast break.
90'+10' Jonny Evans (Manchester United) wins a free kick on the left wing.
90'+10' Foul by Gabriel Jesus (Arsenal).
90'+9' Offside, Arsenal. Jorginho tries a through ball, but Bukayo Saka is caught offside.
90'+9' Substitution, Arsenal. Jorginho replaces Martin Ødegaard.
90'+6' Goal! Arsenal 2, Manchester United 1. Declan Rice (Arsenal) right footed shot from the left side of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Bukayo Saka with a cross following a corner.
90'+6' Corner, Arsenal. Conceded by Christian Eriksen.
90'+6' Attempt blocked. Martin Ødegaard (Arsenal) left footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Gabriel Jesus.
90'+3' Martin Ødegaard (Arsenal) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
90'+3' Foul by Christian Eriksen (Manchester United).
90'+2' Martin Ødegaard (Arsenal) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
90'+2' Foul by Alejandro Garnacho (Manchester United).
90' Foul by Gabriel Jesus (Arsenal).
90' Casemiro (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
90' Substitution, Arsenal. Reiss Nelson replaces Gabriel Martinelli.
89' VAR Decision: No Goal Arsenal 1-1 Manchester United.
89' Gabriel Jesus (Arsenal) is shown the yellow card.
88' GOAL OVERTURNED BY VAR: Alejandro Garnacho (Manchester United) scores but the goal is ruled out after a VAR review.
88' Offside, Manchester United. Casemiro tries a through ball, but Alejandro Garnacho is caught offside.
85' Corner, Arsenal. Conceded by Aaron Wan-Bissaka.
84' Substitution, Manchester United. Jonny Evans replaces Victor Lindelöf.
84' Substitution, Manchester United. Alejandro Garnacho replaces Antony.
81' Attempt saved. Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) left footed shot from the centre of the box is saved in the centre of the goal. Assisted by Ben White.
78' Attempt blocked. Marcus Rashford (Manchester United) right footed shot from the left side of the box is blocked. Assisted by Christian Eriksen.
77' Substitution, Arsenal. Fábio Vieira replaces Kai Havertz.
76' Substitution, Arsenal. Takehiro Tomiyasu replaces Oleksandr Zinchenko.
76' Substitution, Arsenal. Gabriel Jesus replaces Eddie Nketiah.
75' Attempt blocked. Antony (Manchester United) left footed shot from outside the box is blocked.
74' Corner, Manchester United. Conceded by Ben White.
74' Attempt blocked. Marcus Rashford (Manchester United) right footed shot from the left side of the box is blocked. Assisted by Bruno Fernandes.
72' Attempt blocked. Rasmus Højlund (Manchester United) left footed shot from very close range is blocked. Assisted by Marcus Rashford.
71' Gabriel Magalhães (Arsenal) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
71' Foul by Rasmus Højlund (Manchester United).
68' André Onana (Manchester United) is shown the yellow card.
68' Attempt missed. Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal) right footed shot from outside the box is close, but misses to the right. Assisted by Bukayo Saka following a corner.
67' Delay over. They are ready to continue.
67' Substitution, Manchester United. Harry Maguire replaces Lisandro Martínez because of an injury.
67' Substitution, Manchester United. Rasmus Højlund replaces Anthony Martial.
66' Delay in match because of an injury Lisandro Martínez (Manchester United).
65' Lisandro Martínez (Manchester United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
65' Corner, Arsenal. Conceded by Bruno Fernandes.
63' Attempt saved. Martin Ødegaard (Arsenal) left footed shot from the left side of the box is saved in the top right corner. Assisted by Eddie Nketiah.
60' VAR Decision: No Penalty Arsenal.
57' Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal) wins a free kick on the left wing.
57' Foul by Bruno Fernandes (Manchester United).
57' Corner, Arsenal. Conceded by Aaron Wan-Bissaka.
55' Attempt blocked. Diogo Dalot (Manchester United) left footed shot from the left side of the box is blocked. Assisted by Bruno Fernandes.
54' Corner, Manchester United. Conceded by William Saliba.
54' Attempt blocked. Marcus Rashford (Manchester United) left footed shot from the left side of the box is blocked.
54' Attempt saved. Anthony Martial (Manchester United) left footed shot from the left side of the box is saved in the centre of the goal. Assisted by Bruno Fernandes.
53' Attempt blocked. Eddie Nketiah (Arsenal) right footed shot from the centre of the box is blocked. Assisted by Kai Havertz.
51' Attempt blocked. Martin Ødegaard (Arsenal) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Oleksandr Zinchenko.
49' Offside, Arsenal. William Saliba tries a through ball, but Gabriel Martinelli is caught offside.
45' Second Half begins Arsenal 1, Manchester United 1.
45'+4' First Half ends, Arsenal 1, Manchester United 1.
45'+4' Attempt missed. Kai Havertz (Arsenal) header from the left side of the six yard box misses to the left. Assisted by Bukayo Saka with a cross following a corner.
45'+3' Corner, Arsenal. Conceded by Lisandro Martínez.
45'+2' Corner, Arsenal. Conceded by Victor Lindelöf.
45'+2' Attempt blocked. Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) left footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Eddie Nketiah.
45'+2' Corner, Arsenal. Conceded by Aaron Wan-Bissaka.
44' Foul by Martin Ødegaard (Arsenal).
44' Antony (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
43' Corner, Arsenal. Conceded by Casemiro.
43' Attempt blocked. Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal) right footed shot from the left side of the box is blocked. Assisted by Bukayo Saka.
40' Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
40' Foul by Diogo Dalot (Manchester United).
40' Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
39' Attempt missed. Marcus Rashford (Manchester United) right footed shot from outside the box is high and wide to the right. Assisted by Anthony Martial.
38' Victor Lindelöf (Manchester United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
38' Foul by Victor Lindelöf (Manchester United).
38' Eddie Nketiah (Arsenal) wins a free kick on the left wing.
33' Lisandro Martínez (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
33' Foul by Kai Havertz (Arsenal).
32' Corner, Manchester United. Conceded by Kai Havertz.
32' Attempt blocked. Christian Eriksen (Manchester United) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Bruno Fernandes.
28' Goal! Arsenal 1, Manchester United 1. Martin Ødegaard (Arsenal) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Gabriel Martinelli.
27' Goal! Arsenal 0, Manchester United 1. Marcus Rashford (Manchester United) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Christian Eriksen following a fast break.
25' Gabriel Magalhães (Arsenal) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
25' Foul by Antony (Manchester United).
22' Delay over. They are ready to continue.
22' Delay in match because of an injury Ben White (Arsenal).
20' Foul by Bukayo Saka (Arsenal).
20' Diogo Dalot (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
19' Attempt missed. Declan Rice (Arsenal) header from very close range is too high. Assisted by Bukayo Saka with a cross following a corner.
18' Corner, Arsenal. Conceded by Diogo Dalot.
18' Attempt blocked. Martin Ødegaard (Arsenal) left footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Ben White.
15' Attempt blocked. Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) left footed shot from the right side of the box is blocked.
15' Corner, Arsenal. Conceded by Aaron Wan-Bissaka.
13' Corner, Arsenal. Conceded by Lisandro Martínez.
13' Attempt missed. Kai Havertz (Arsenal) left footed shot from the centre of the box misses to the left.
12' Foul by Gabriel Magalhães (Arsenal).
12' Anthony Martial (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
8' Foul by Kai Havertz (Arsenal).
8' Antony (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
3' Attempt blocked. Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal) right footed shot from a difficult angle on the left is blocked. Assisted by Eddie Nketiah.
3' Corner, Arsenal. Conceded by Aaron Wan-Bissaka.
- First Half begins.
- Lineups are announced and players are warming up.
I'm worried it'll turn into a big/little club issue and as usual we'll be seen as complainers.
Crystal Palace 0 - 1 Arsenal
54' (Pen) Odegaard.
At this rate all our players will be suspended due to yellow card accumulation, but it's good to get that win.
Crystal Palace vs Arsenal
Line Ups
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Crystal Palace: Johnstone (GK), Ward, Andersen, Guéhi, Mitchell, Doucouré, Lerma, Ayew, Eze, Schlupp, Edouard
Bench: Matthews (GK), Clyne, Tomkins, Richards, Riedewald, Ahamada, Rak-Sakyi, Gordon
Arsenal: Ramsdale (GK), Partey, White, Saliba, Tomiyasu, Rice, Havertz, Ødegaard, Saka, Martinelli, Nketiah
Bench: Raya (GK), Zinchenko, Kiwior, Gabriel, Jorginho, Smith Rowe, Nelson, Vieira, Trossard
15m please.
I've been called for jury duty twice. Once was literally the day before I moved out of state. The other I called the night before and they said they didn't need me. I'm worried I don't have the attention span to focus on a case.
A bit surprised it's permanent vs loan. Hope it's for a decent fee with some way to get more money in the future. Seems like someone who could make a pretty big impact at a mid-table club.
Incredible read.
I hate how much anger and aggression there is towards individual players online. I think it's totally fair to debate if a player is good enough or if he's right for our team, but at the end of the day they're all human beings and there's no reason to be literally abusing them.
I wonder what that means. What would classify as a bombshell for a deal like this?
Will all season ticket holders get free flights on Emirates planes for as long as this deal exists? That would be a real bombshell!
Looks like it's on Fox Deportes in the US, which I thought I got with my YTTV subscription but apparently I gotta pay extra for it.
So if anyone knows of a link where I could definitely totally legally watch, let me know!
Feeling like we should be trying to wring every last cent out of Emirates at this point.
After all these years, when you think of Arsenal kits you almost always think of them with the Emirates logo.
The most likely situation is that it used the GPS data that it scrapes from you to recognize you're in a car. Then uses their internal knowledge to know that most of the time when other users are in cars and Google "what kind of" they are asking about clouds.
Still hoovering up way too much personal data.
I shall not be watching because I'm lame and go to be before 22:30. Hoping to wake up to a decent result. We don't need to win, but hoping we look a bit better than we did against United.
Arsenal v Manchester United
Line Ups
Arsenal: Ramsdale, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Tomiyasu, Rice, Havertz, Odegaard, Saka, Martinelli, Nketiah
Subs: Hein, Runarsson, Tierney, Holding, White, Kiwior, Trusty, Partey, Jorginho, Smith-Rowe, Trossard, Veira, Marquinhos, Cozier-Duberry, Jesus, Balogun
United: Heaton, Martinez, Mount, Fernandes, Varane, Antony, Shaw, Sancho, Wan-Bissaka, Maindo, Garnacho
Subs: Bishop, Diallo, Pellistri, Rashford, Forson, Casemiro, Eriksen, Gore, de Beek, Mejbri, McTominay, Fernandez, Williams, Dalot, Maguire, Lindelof, Bishop, Vitek
Yes, I absolutely completely promise I will do it! Assuming I don't accidentally forget...
Pretty sure Mik has been trying to make it clear for awhile now, not sure how much more clear he can get.
Clearly he's not a bad influence on the dressing room or I think Arteta would have got rid of him last summer with the rest of the dead-wood. Would be nice to move him on though.
Don't quote me on this, but usually US sporting events start 5-10 minutes after the actual listed KO Time.
Sometimes they're better for events like this, but just a heads up if you tune in at 20:30 and then sit there for a bit, it doesn't mean anything has gone wrong.
Man is falling into contracts.
Good for him. The pace might be a bit easier in France.
Hoping we sell enough players to maybe get one more big player in, just not sure who that would be.
Let me know if you want help! I've been on vacation so haven't been able to check out the API yet, but I created the bots over in /r/gunners so hopefully know a thing or two.
Wait, so we don't need to pay Arsenal to access if we're in the US? Am I reading that correctly.