I don't really like playing platformers with a controller.

I played through Celeste, Super Meat Boy and Rayman on PC only with keyboard and played Super Meat Boy, Rayman and N++ on the switch. I prefer the keyboard.

For 3D games (even platformers) I prefer the controller though.

You forgot some: Why is there no space after SELECT?

Why are boyfriend and smallwaist not questions like is_cute and is_crazy? Either all boils are with a verb or none.

Also why is smallwaist not in snake case? It should be small_waist (or better yet has_small_waist or even better waist = "small")

Also also boyfriend should be null not false, this would solve multiple issues.

And finally the only positive thing is the * itself, because selecting only body would be even worse. 🤣

I can't even use Reddit anymore wince they don't allow VPN users in. (I won't turn it off for them)

Ja, ich sag auch immer, dass ich einmal im Leben Berufliches und Privates so trennen können will, wie Alice Weidel.

First thing to do with the bare metal server is enabling ufw via ssh and then asking someone to hard reboot it in the hopes, it wasn't saved...

"Duh! Of course we need root access!"

I mean technically speaking, "solar mass" is connected to flat earth theory, so please avoid using it.

It was a hard weekend. Your voice is still sore and the eyes crusty from nonstop modding in the Modding fight-thousand jam (mjfk for short), but you have work to do. Your feet find their way to your desk in the living room and you turn your laptop on. The coffee frees your eyes, but your ears are still behind on schedule. A strange voice is somewhere. That is weird, you don't have any music on your headphones. You take them off and immediately hear a loud banging wound from your kitchen. Plates are breaking, even the wooden table sells to get destroyed. You are awake immediately and sprint there, seeing an immensely muscular man fight a snake bodied abomination. They are wrecking your kitchen as you stand there watching them. A poison spit only barely misses you, as the snake body flies through your living room wall. The lifeless body lies there, the big man walks over and just rips its head clean off. You hear that voice again, now very clearly saying "BRUTALITY".

Sehen sie. Wählen jetzt halt AfD...

Das oben rechts ist Michael Mittermeier. Da besteht kein Zweifel.

I read "car" instead of cat and it changes the meaning quite a bit.

Rust mentioned!

When I say "I like them pixelated" I was not talking about emojis, but this might also work.

Ich bin mittlerweile so durch mit dem Ganzen, dass ich das verstehen kann.

Ich würde mir das für DE auch wünschen, wenn die Leute nicht so strunzdoof wären, nicht zu merken, dass die AfD nur gut im populistisch sein ist und ihre Wähler eigentlich sonst nur ganzheitlich zerficken würde.

Die Leute würden die ja wahrscheinlich auch noch wählen, wenn die 30 Jahre mehrheitlich im Bundestag wären und es trotzdem immer schlechter liefe (wie bei der CDU...)

Bei uns (Mitte Sachsen-Anhalt) leider schon. Im Wahllokal habe ich zumindest was in der Art:"Ich gucke einfach wo AfD steht und dann Kreuze ich da an" gehört.

Und eine Oma hatte wohl einen AfD Flyer mit weil sie sich ja sonst nicht dran erinnert, wen sie wählen wollte.

Machen wir das doch mal an konkreten Zahlen für DE fest:

Die Bundeswahlleiterin schätzt die Zahl der Wahlberechtigten auf ca. 65 Mio. und 2019 gab es eine Wahlbeteiligung von 61%.

Das sind also ca. 40 Mio. WählerInnen. 0,5% sind also 200.000 Leute. Das sind also schon ein paar Stimmen, aber wenn man mal bedenkt, wie viele Personen bspw. bei den Protesten der LG waren...

Oder andersrum, es braucht grade mal 200 Nazidörfer für einen AfDler.

Bitte geht wählen!

This is a writing prompt. Make them a hot chick!

I mean 4 seconds is a very short time, but here goes nothing:

"FOUR!"

The whole station is shouting in union as our eyes are glued to the big screens in front of us.

"THREE!"

The cameras show the rocket flying directly onto the asteroid.

"TWO!"

I watch in shock as one of the rockets suddenly stops burning. A few others notice as well and stop mid-word.

"ONE!"

The whole room now notices the tragedy, as the rocket misses its target.

A giant explosion fills the screen and my only thought is "Hopefully it changed directions far enough."

Traitor!!!!

I don't want to annoy you, but imgur blocks VPN-access, so please try to use other services.

Use the http.cat picture next time: