Attaxalotl @ttrpg.network
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My friends have potions!! Let me try Sunder the Heretical!!
My brother in Christ that is Princess Zelda
I do not think any of you actually played 3.5 you praise so much
I have WIS and CHA as “Go Completely Unresponsive” and “Personality Death” respectively.
If you want memes about your homebrew, you gotta do it yourself
This reads like a Vex meme and it’s awesome!
"How do I make the no-no thing be a yes-yes thing?!"
What kind of two-bit good-for-nothing organization wouldn’t supply you with a flamethrower?
"How do I make the no-no thing be a yes-yes thing?!"
“Birdie, I need a pipe bomb”
NPC: “It’s my job” Player: “everybody check your asses for bugs!”
“Why TF does it have thoughts, it’s not Rattatootoot”
(In the thickest Russian accent): “Still your fault, fuck you!”
“Fuck it, all the gnomes are French now, hon hon hon motherfucker”
P1: ”He checked my dick, my dick was fine” P2: ‘He sucked it dry it was so sublime’
”Can I store things in the dog?”
NPC: “Where are you going to get a baby dragon?” Player: “We’re going to make one”