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A Quiet Place (Rant)

I finally just got around to watching this, and I have a couple things on my mind...

First of all, why oh why would you have another baby, knowing that to do so puts them in danger, as well as the rest of your family?

The girl was a liability the whole time. By my count, she:

  • got her littlest brother killed
  • almost got her other brother killed at least twice
  • left her pregnant and due mother alone, during which she almost got killed
  • made choices that led to her father getting killed
  • got a raccoon killed

Cool concept, annoying characters. Where was all the sand coming from? Won't watch again.

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Just finished a rewatch of Triangle (2009). What are your theories on it?

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___ If the whole thing is a time loop, how does she not remember at the beginning of the movie? It looks like she knows everything by the time she boards the yatch at the end.

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The Witcher Season 3

What a fucking disappointment. I've not watched the final episode and I'm not going to, as apparently Netflix only understands something sucks if people don't finish watching it.

Season 1 was fantastic. Season 2 was... tolerable. The writing for Season 3? I've never been so bored, disengaged, or had suspense so masterfully deflated.

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How's the "Barbie" movie?

Not a promotion, so not against strike rules. Just think of this as an interpretation/review from someone who happens to really like movies.

Spoilers ahead. (Duh.) spoiler

In my obviously super duper unbiased opinion, the movie was pretty good. Especially that lead actress whose name I forgot, who did some sweet dance moves and wore some cute outfits and should totally win an Oscar for this. (also, cellulite free)

If you think the movie was just about feminism, you're wrong. (Well, not entirely, but it's not the main point.)

In the beginning, the little girls smashed their baby dolls to defy their motherly stereotypes and replaced their dolls with the grown-up Barbies, which in time just turned into yet another stereotype for little girls to defy.

The role of Barbie has indeed evolved over time to be inclusive: more people of color, more gender identities, smarter, more career driven, more powerful, and sometimes, more ordinary. Barbie is now everything, yet the stereotype remained.

Our protagonist lived in a world of absurd privilege where Barbies ruled the world, she had this perfect life with everything she ever wanted and partied every night away. Until she was somehow struck by the very human fear of death (and also cellulite and dirty heels) so she decided (kinda...) to go real world to return to her perfect, plastic life. I don't really know how dimension travel is achievable by rollerblades or the exact mechanisms of how these two worlds relates to each other or how Will Farrell works either, but it doesn't matter, it's not that kind of movie. Don't think too hard about it.

It's absurd and is meant to be absurd. Almost as absurd as some bored Hollywood actress (and also, marketing genius) shitposting about her own movie promotion on some obscure tech forum called Lemonworld as some kind of weird meta commentary.

And once our protagonist escaped to the real world, she discovered that unlike the Truman Show, compared to the place she left behind, everything is no less absurd, just reversed now. The little girls whom she thought she inspired hated her, and everything she thought the Barbies have ever accomplished have only existed in the minds of men who wants nothing more than to put her back in a box. They just learned to hide it better now.

Then, somebody brought part of the absurdity of the real world back to Barbieland, and Barbieland was polluted with cynicism, and men's thought on the nature of war, and also, a lot of horses. (A bit disappointed that no one here ever asked any questions about why the "Blood Meridian" quotes.)

It turns out that it's really the cynical grown-ups of the world with grown-up worries like you (yes, YOU in particular) who needed Barbie in their life, to remind them of who they once were and rediscovering what they once had, their humanity and sincerity, in spite of the absurdity of the world.

Jokes are indeed way less funny once you explain them.

In the end, things was handwaved back to "normal" with society being improved somewhat, but our protagonist discovered that she does not belong in Barbieland anymore, in the same way that you don't belong in reddit anymore. She choose to exist as a human, even if it means death or worse, cellulite.

(I will, however, concede that the 4th wall breaking narrator aside gags were a bit overused.)

You are who you choose to be. This is not the ending for me or you here in this world. Not yet anyways.

Remember to support the strike.

Oh, also, for the record, I did say we couldn't get Nicolas Cage to play a Barbie here, https://lemmy.world/comment/1010947

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so we had to get potato salad instead.

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John Wick 4 Had an Alternate Ending That Was Much Less Ambiguous

www.ign.com John Wick 4 Had an Alternate Ending That Was Much Less Ambiguous - IGN

John Wick Chapter 4 director Chad Stahelski has revealed that the movie nearly had an alternate ending that was much less ambiguous than the one that made it into the theatrical cut.

John Wick 4 Had an Alternate Ending That Was Much Less Ambiguous  - IGN
minor spoilers

Thank god they went with the ambiguous ending, the one described sounds pretty dumb. Even if most of the audience knows what happened it would've ruined the last 15 minutes of the movie by telling them "haha just kidding".

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The Flash’s Ending and Certain Cameos Raise Some Big Questions for the DCU

www.fandom.com The Flash’s Ending and Certain Cameos Raise Some Big Questions for the DCU

The Flash included some big DC cameos and a notable ending, but left plenty of questions for the future. Here's some that stood out to us.

The Flash’s Ending and Certain Cameos Raise Some Big Questions for the DCU

Well, for me the movie was disappointing, but anyway it should be the beginning of new DCEU, so there's a lot of unanswered questions. I think the main question is who will be the new DCEU Batman. What do you think?

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‘The Bear’ Review: FX/Hulu’s Hit Dramedy Serves Up a Satisfying Meal of a Second Season

www.hollywoodreporter.com ‘The Bear’ Review: FX/Hulu’s Hit Dramedy Serves Up a Satisfying Meal of a Second Season

New episodes find Carmy (Jeremy Allen White), Sydney (Ayo Edebiri) and the rest of the Beef gang working to reinvent their formerly grimy sandwich shop into a world-class dining destination.

‘The Bear’ Review: FX/Hulu’s Hit Dramedy Serves Up a Satisfying Meal of a Second Season

As season two begins, the whole team is united in the ambitious project of retooling the grimy hole-in-the-wall that was The Beef into a sleek fine-dining establishment to be called The Bear. Just as not every dish survives a menu retooling, some elements get lost as the dramedy transitions from a series about working in a kitchen to one about launching a restaurant; the boiling tension of season one is now more of a rapid simmer. But the series doubles down on its deep affection for the characters and the relationship between them — and in doing so, delivers a second season that’s even more delectable than the first.

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‘Black Mirror’ scared Annie Murphy. But she said yes when Charlie Brooker came calling

www.thestar.com ‘Black Mirror’ scared Annie Murphy. But she said yes when Charlie Brooker came calling

The “Schitt’s Creek” actor talks about working with Salma Hayek, the danger of artificial intelligence and that pooping scene.

‘Black Mirror’ scared Annie Murphy. But she said yes when Charlie Brooker came calling

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/731027

> Spoiler alert: This story contains spoilers for the first episode of Season 6 of “Black Mirror.”

In case of a paywall, visit here.

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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Ending

Just finished watching this in cinema. The visuals are great and the music is even better this time than the first. However I thought the story should've been condensed and the ending is really unexpected. Does anyone else feel like it should've been made clear that this was only half a movie?

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Official Discussion thread - The Flash

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How does everyone feel about the "Succession" ending?

www.metacritic.com Succession

Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, With Open Eyes, ...

Succession

It seems to have done pretty well critically.

I found it a little underwhelming perhaps, with everything being hastily tied up in the last episode.

What are your thoughts?

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