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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world postgeographix @lemmy.world 1y ago

I took the shell off a snail, to see if it would go faster...

... Turns out it only became more sluggish

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reeeeeee

good one though! but don't snails need their shells to live? genuine question, I have no idea
- They're mostly for defence. The best way to attack snails is with an a-salt rifle.
- i mean, in the same way a turtle needs its shell, and you need your bones. Its not something you can just "take off"
  
  that does make a lot of sense
- I think they do? Usually i just toss them outside the garden when i find them, i am not actually into experiments on sentient wildlife
  
  yeaaa I'm ok without trying out that experiment 😅 I'll just put them near the dirt instead
Instant sub. Lol got me to snort
- I tried to snort yesterday.
  
  Got some coke and a straw
  
  Damn ice cube got stuck in my nose.
I hope this doesn’t get salty

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