Richard Peter Johnson
Dickhead, clearly.
Richard
Spez
The cat did nothing to deserve this.
Biggus Dickus
Get another names Incontinentia Buttock for good measure
"He has a wife you know ..."
Dickens. Charles Dickens.
Johnson
BJ
Woody
Weeny
Schlong
Richard Johnson, Business Cat.
I can't be serious
Dickxie
Fallus
Bite (pronounced bit) and zizi are slang for penis in french.
dongle
Cat
Anita Dick
Richard. Richard Face.
Big Dog
Lemmy
Herm.
It's not short for Herman; it's a kind of Ancient Greek statuary.
Richard
Almeida
Shirochin, maybe?
Peter
Kitty McDongface
I think Scarf would be a good name
Lebowsky
That cat already has a name: Jess. She belongs to Postman Pat.
Denis.
Richard
Jeff.
Richard
Rick Sanchez
Hammond Druthers
Jeff Bezos
Dick, or Richard. Willy, or William. John, or Mr Thomas. Johnson. Chubster. Dee. Nobby. Peck. Rod.
