Oh good, I was worried the furnace was dying

At least they can help provide entertainment too and lessen the streaming bills

Can’t rule out that the furnace is dying—might be carbon monoxide poison you are experiencing.

That's ectoplasm? Oh thank God, I thought it was water damage!

Does a ghost not mentioned in the contract add to the house fees?

Oh good, I thought that hole in the living room floor was actually a hole, but I can now rest easy knowing it's just a ghost.

It's true, you can't fix stupid.