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Marriage do be like that. She’s just sitting around playing video games and I’m just like “fuck yeah wife”
20 0 ReplyMy marriage don't be like that. Possibly because I learned my wife's name. 😘
1 0 ReplyMy wife and I begin most conversations with each other by saying “wife” because we’re both very weird and very happy to be married
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Uh... what's happening in 6 months? O.o
11 0 ReplyShe's not technically my wife yet
12 0 ReplyDoes she technically know you're together?
Or that you exist?
12 0 ReplySo your wedding day is in 6 months?
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I miss Chip on tv.
3 0 ReplyThis is where I'd say me too... if I had a wife!
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