Woman jailed after Rentahitman.com assassin turned out to be – surprise – FBI
Woman jailed after Rentahitman.com assassin turned out to be – surprise – FBI
18 months in the slammer no laughing matter, but the rest... maybe
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Should have went to definitelynotafed.gov
44 0 ReplyI feel like this story is repeated every few years.
Reality is not a mob movie. There are no cleaners for hire. Just the FBI.
32 2 ReplyThere are absolutely, unequivocally, killers for hire. You just aren't going to find them on the hitman equivalent of Amazon dot fucking com.
43 0 ReplyOr you get hilarious incidents like this:
Hitman hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who tells police
24 0 ReplySaid somebody who has obviously never hired a hitman
10 0 ReplyWell, a mechanic fixes their own car...
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1-800-GET-GOON.
They’re none too bright, but at least you know they’re not Feds.
25 2 ReplyBe careful, you might accidentally dial 1-800-3-GOONER
8 1 ReplyHired goons?
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Clandestine meeting … at Waffle House
Happens more often than you’d think.
11 1 ReplyThey should have their slogan be "Our cleaner fees are cheaper than Airbnb!"
7 0 Reply