wiping sucks

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Bidets, the answer is bidets.
- If you use the big O little o big O method, you get extra clean
  
  edit: I'd personally get a bidet -wand- for maximum clean
  
  Elaborate please
- Listen to comador OP. Literal game changer.
  
  Only problem is the toilet paper Mafia and butt doctors are going to come after you.
- They're a game changer
- I love my bidet sooooooo much.
- Seriously they're like $30 on Amazon, c'mon people
Need to wield the Squatty Potty and the Bidet, the sword and shield of battling painful poops.
- Nah, chaddy daddy frequents one of those. Reeeeee!
Just be glad you don't have both hyperhydrosis and sweat triggered eczema on your scrotum
- Holy crap I get eczema on my lower legs and sometimes some spots on my face, but I can't imagine having it on my balls.
  
  Yeah, it's rough. The skin is so thin it actually splits sometimes if I don't catch it early enough (not all the way through, though)
- You sure it isn't fungus?
  
  Yup, according to the dermatologist. I have a prescription steroid cream that clears it up overnight. Fungus can take weeks/months to treat, and iirc steroids make it worse.
Better hope it's a rash and not a hemorrhoid. Otherwise buckle up for the worst week of your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUeVvNExD88

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