If I could have lived life differently...
Jonathan, you are blessed with the gift of consciousness, reason and full cognition, yet you spend your days tweeting about birds on a platform that formerly identified as a bird.
Came here looking for Jonathan Livingston Seagull, was not disappointed.
If people could fly we wouldn’t do it because we’d consider it exercise.
-paraphrase from I don’t remember who
Why does he look like Gordon freeman?
He's the right man in the wrong place.
I thought that was Ian Hecox