There's no fine if you don't get caught.
27 0 ReplyThe real life pro tip is in the comments
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I'm sure that's on top of returning the $5k?
19 0 ReplyNah, in Canada you just say sorry and that's it
14 0 ReplySay sorry and you won't have to pay anything back
3 0 Replysorry?
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Sourry aboot the larceny eh?
13 1 ReplyCanadian government: it's ok to steal, as long as you give us our cut
6 0 ReplySo, I go to Canada, steal some stuff that is less than $5000 Canadian, then come back to the USA and sell the stolen stuff, for at most a $2000 Canadian fine?
6 0 ReplyThey make you give back or pay for the stuff you stole, then pay up to $2,000 on top of that. And they can also send you to jail for up to 2 years.
7 0 Replyif you did it more than once, I doubt you'd escape prison FWIW
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According to Murphy's Law, they give him a slap on the wrist, they give YOU life in prison.
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