97% of people can't handle this jackhammer
I have relazed that
Alexa, why am I seeing ads on lemmy??
Because you're using an Alexa? 🤷
Because you're looking for them.
Now I want to try jackhammering. Is there a free version?
For every inch you drill, an ad pops up.
Short of stealing one, cheapest you can get is by either buying a very used one or simply renting one from a DIY store for a day
Create a video of someone using a jackhammer so stupidly wrong you want to do it yourself just to show how easy it is.
JaaS: Jackhammer as a Service
Ya like JaaS?
I once witnessed an ad on somebody else's computer "[picture of 1€ coin], only 0.99€"...
I guess I could become a millionaire if I ordered 100 million of these coins for 99 millions...
Then the real job would be cleaning toilets while someone else jackhammers outside.
So... Teleshopping
Dad with the jackhammer. Mom with the jackhammer
