If you could deliver a 1'*1'*1' box to hell what would you put in it?
If you could deliver a 1'*1'*1' box to hell what would you put in it?
Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible
28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.
I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.
On fire is a good start
On fire and soaked in piss is better
That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.
American measurement systems
Think of the money saved alone.
how much is that in real units?
A foot is like 30cm. So it's roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.
0.1187384 hogshead
finally a serious answer
A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.
glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean
It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere
And even the women and the children...
A care package for myself for when I get there.
I haven't yet decided between:
- A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I'd get!)
- One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
- A copy of the Assassin's Creed movie with a note attached: "here, you can have this back."
Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!
a black hole
A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries
It's going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.
i'd mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)
Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that's what people there want
The_SeveredHead
What's in the box???
One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I'm thinking brain stem. That's smaller than a heart or spine
Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.
The asshole who invented the “reply all” button…
A cat.
The entrails of the last priest.
Pius Religious people.
Doesn't make sense otherwise.
A snow cone machine. I might be mean.
Snowballs