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DM: okay barbarian roll for your Brain Dodge
Barbarian: IT'S INTRACRANIAL ATHLETICS!!
DM: whatever
Barbarian: just gotta develop the right muscles
Wizard: <snortle>
DM: we're all impressed with your physical dedication
Barbarian: EXTREME dedication
DM: yeah just roll your brains already
Rogue: his what dodge?
Thick skull: brain can block
Undead: no need for brain, immune
Brain parries and counter attacks!
Squid man is poisoned from dumb
Those illithids were scary in The Dark Elf Trilogy.
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