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"No offense, but..."
[Offends]
"Needless to say,..."
[Says it anyway]
I like the idea of people saying "Needless to say..." and then just ending their sentence, leaving you wondering what they planned to say.
That's a fantastic joke from Futurama. At Farnsworth's...roast?...Bender steps to the podium and says "And now, a man who needs no introduction, " and walks off.
Needless to say
I'm sitting here for 16 hours now wondering about what you wanted to say!
Needless to say I know it neither
"I don't wanna talk about it..."
[Proceeds to talk about it for 15 straight minutes]
I'm not racist, but [racist shit]
"I'm not racist but I prefer oranges over apples." – "But that's not racist at all." – "I literally said I'm not racist."