Haha so dumb. They're just going camping and they're too scared to shit in the woods
What kind of tent has air conditioning? Lmao
Bears shit in the woods.
Bears eat people.
Hard to run away from bears with your pants around your ankles.
Hard to run from bears with your pants around your waist too.
Sounds like the person may have a phobia of having bowel movements outside of their home. Maybe a festival of some sort?
My guess as well. I mean, to be fair, have you seen public festival toilets?
Honestly, public toilets in general. They start at a default of expecting the worst and somehow get even worse the more particular you get.
I knew a guy who had a phobia of sharing a toilet. He said the absolute worst feeling was a warm toilet seat.
Liquid meals, like soylent, ensure, slimfast. Nutrition, no pooping.
Soulent green?
I love that they clarified "I am tot mailing myself". That was one of my first thoughts.
