12 year old string cheese
12 year old string cheese
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I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag.
It is rock hard.
Moldly interesting
42 0 ReplyHow does it taste?
34 0 ReplyJudging by the looks of it, bacon.
33 0 ReplyCheese jerky!
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It belongs in a museum!
14 0 ReplySo do you!
4 0 Reply
/moldlyinteresting
15 2 Replyextra sharp
11 0 ReplyI'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
10 1 ReplySNAP INTO A SLIM J- oh. Oh god! What did I eat?!
8 0 ReplyQuite possibly your last meal.
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You know you can't not dissect it now, right? The people (me) want to know if it's the same color all the way through or if it's got rings!
8 0 ReplyOoh good call, OP please do this!
5 0 ReplyStay posted...
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Nicely aged
6 0 ReplyAged to Perfection!
6 0 ReplyPungent, with a deep moldy flavor and hints of pit sweat with a smooth slimy finish.
5 0 ReplyHey! I just ate one of that brand of cheese stick like an hour ago!
Glad I could spare that lil guy from suffering this fate.
5 0 ReplyEat it.
5 0 ReplyThey would eat that shit on the walking dead.
5 0 ReplyHot.
5 0 ReplyYou can't convince me this isn't a baguette
4 0 ReplyI double dog dare you.
3 0 ReplyAre you sure that's not poo from a severely constipated person?
3 1 ReplyThe result of the no-poop-challenge.
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🤮
2 0 ReplyI'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
3 1 ReplyIt is rock hard.
That's what she said.
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