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How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the Hell out of it!

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  • The pope has a water cannon.

    It's a water cannon.

    He punches holes in it.

    It's a holey water cannon.

    He blesses it.

    It's a holy holey water cannon.

    He blesses the hell out of it.

    It's a wholly holy holey water cannon.

    Batman and Robin arrive.

    He shoots them.

  • Not sure whether to upvote or downvote for making me laugh at something so dumb... Lol

    • That's the whole point of Dad Jokes! Groans and eye rolls are also acceptable