Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight

Not gonna happen, but reading this

Mr Musk, who turns 52 later this month, also tweeted: "I have this great move that I call "The Walrus", where I just lie on top of my opponent & do nothing."

He also tweeted: "I almost never work out, except for picking up my kids & throwing them in the air."

Meanwhile, 39-year-old Mr Zuckerberg has already been training in mixed martial arts (MMA) and has recently won jiu-jitsu tournaments.

I wish Elon follows his big mouth and gets punched hard

Maybe add Steve Huffman into the fight, since he think he could be a leader in post apocalypse.

This article definitly either belongs on /c/atetheonion or /c/nottheonion . Hmm... First sub (cub? comm? We need a shorter and catchier way of saying "community") doesnt exist, the last one does, and the article is already there. Nice, starting to feel like reddit away from reddit here.

Never going to happen