Generally if you think you've outsmarted the fey, you haven't. Enjoy giving birth.
124 0 Reply54 0 ReplyImagine the arrogance required to think you can outsmart a powerful fey entity
27 0 ReplyOk I'm imagining a warlock.
19 0 ReplyAnd knowing memers it's unironic.
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Likely by means of it bursting out of your chest. There's a few monsters that reproduce like that.
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the transman barbarian who happens to be staying at the same tavern: 👹👉👈
54 2 ReplyNothing could go wrong here, you’re so smart!
baby bursts out of your chest
31 0 Reply30 1 ReplyThe DM, creating an ex-lover character who presented as male but became pregnant and will be showing up shortly.
22 0 ReplyThe old Reverse Madam Butterfly
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Everyone here assuming OP gonna give birth. Watch the guilt when their lover dies in childbirth instead
17 0 ReplyHow does this fulfill the bargain?
1 1 ReplyWell the soul is no longer in the dead baby presumably
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When you try to outsmart the person who dictates the universal laws that control how the setting's gods operate you're just asking to have that attitude forcibly returned to you. Most likely in suppository form.
14 0 ReplyYou better make a kid or you're gonna have failed to pay your bills.
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