Look, desperate times call for desperate measures, what can I say?
Hail Sylvian, now we just need some penitence armor and a legally distinct soul edge
Does getting married in D&D confer bonuses to your hit die, like how marriage IRL confers a bonus to your taxes? 🤔
Almost!
http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:ceremony
Wedding. You touch adult humanoids willing to be bonded together in marriage. For the next 7 days, each target gains a +2 bonus to AC while they are within 30 feet of each other. A creature can benefit from this rite again only if widowed.
lmao awesome
I also like they can only do it again if they are widowed.
"I'm sorry babe. It's the 8th day and I need the bonus."
Animated Spellbook on the subject
DnDaddies reference?
Nah probably just a reference to Ceremony giving 2 married creatures +1 AC
Oh right
That little arc got so unhinged, hahah. Love that show.
sure sure
We have a Leroy Jenkins!