I can definitely relate, my parents mostly bought V05 for everyone and then the tresemme curls products when I asked for it. Always making comments about how fast the conditioner would be used lmao
I section my hair horizontally, starting at the nape, one solid pump of the concentrated Innersense Hydrating Cream conditioner into each of 4 or 5 sections and it barely feels like anything when done. Leave almost all in, just a light rinse of roots only.
I don't understand how anyone distributes a dime size of anything evenly through a head of hair.